A Krampus Miracle

Hello, Horned One

This weekend, a movie opened with very little buzz, during a time of the year that is usually death for new releases, while being opposed by popular holdovers. It wasn't expected to do well, with most observers thinking that it would be likely to make less than $10 million. Given the lack of "A" level talent, and the usually strong foreign market for effects-heavy movies, it wouldn't be a disaster, but no one was expecting a major win for Universal.

Instead, "Krampus", the odd mix of horror and comedy that plays off ancient Austrian Christmas myths that speak to the other side of St. Nick., is going to bring in $16 million, second only to the "Hunger Games" juggernaut. As it only cost $15 million to make, and has already pulled in $3.3 million in overseas gross, it's highly likely to turn a solid profit, especially if there is any holdover to the audience in Week Two.

So how did it happen? Well, start with the actual subject matter. The Krampus myths have been making headway for years now, with parades happening in Europe, mentions in mainstream media, and an ever-growing desire among people to personalize the holidays. Next, move to the timing. If you've ever needed a reason to question the status quo, consider the wisdom of why horror movies don't do well in December, because it's not exactly something you can point a lot of data at.

Third, there's the possibility that the movie's actually good. (I actually saw it with a friend on Friday, and it's a bit of a mess with a need for editing, but I've had worse times.) Fourth, there's the usual demographic cross-matching, with a varied cast to bring in multiple classes. And finally, there's just the fact that horror movies, as a rule, always tend to do a little better than expected, because they fly under the cultural radar. Horror movies don't get award buzz or high-end word of mouth. Instead, they sell tickets.

So, kudos to "Krampus" -- proof that trying something new and different is almost always its own reward. (Besides, it's probably best to say nice things to the dear fellow. No need to risk a visit.)

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Seasonal Gifts For Your Creative Team

Santa Brings The Smokes

T'is the season... for uninspired office Secret Santa moments. These can be particularly troublesome when you draw the short straw and have to shop for a creative. Which is why I'm here to help! Without any moment of cynicism or sarcasm, no no. And with that, on to the ideas!

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Copywriter: Depending on the relative prosperity of your place of business, this can range anywhere from a pack of smokes to an ironic typewriter. You also can't go wrong with a threadbare peacoat, or a print of their favorite writer at work. But for my money, a signed copy of something from a dead famous author shows real thought and warmth, and also underscores the idea that they won't be recognized for their genius until after they are able to profit from it. Seasonal depression is a given for these folks, so you might as well make it poignant!

Real gift: Movie gift card. Every copywriter has a screenplay in the pipe, and hence, a dream of actual prosperity.

Designer: Since everyone lives and dies with computer stuff now, it's important to pretend otherwise, and give styluses, paints, exacto knives and so on. They are just dying to get back to that real feel, and the fact that they will never, ever have time in the day to do that doesn't mean anything when it comes to gifting.

Real gift: Craft store gift card. They'll go in for the paints, but leave with something they'll actually use. Like pipe cleaners! Can't ever have enough pipe cleaners.

Creative director: This is usually a designer that has been given the sorry task of herding other designers, which means the holidays are special for them just for the joy of getting away from these people for a few days. Your gift ideas are to help give this person the illusion or memory of being somewhere else, or the ability to reset their minds when the day has gotten away from them. I'd go with one of those little mini zen gardens with the cute little rakes, or maybe a bonsai tree to mangle.

Real gift: Booze. Good booze; they are directors, after all.

Traffic manager: Every single traffic person I have ever met, or you will ever meet, is unable to function without a delicate balance of caffeine and nicotine. Find out which delivery system is their preference -- this won't be hard, the evidence will be all over their cubicle -- and lay into a mighty supply. There's all kinds of coffee snob stuff out there, and chewables. Go nuts; they already are.

Real gift: If you want to be nice, a spa trip that they will either never use or re-gift. If you want to be appreciated, get 'em their drugs.

Developer / coder: What with the turmoil in these worlds between Flash, HTML5, mobile sizing, responsive design and more on the way, these folks have had the full Chinese curse of living in interesting times. Assuming this is still a job, and not just outsourced or destroyed by technology. You can try a gift certificate to a continuing education course, a gift card to a tech book store, or even some fun Think Geek swag for their desk, but where you should be going is...

Real gift: Booze. Lots of booze. And then more booze.


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Ads That Work... Too Well?

Quick one today, because I'm fighting off illness and over scheduled. (Also, no image, because various forces are messing with me hard, the way that always happens when you are fighting off a bug. Not appreciated.)

Does anyone else consider the timing of the American Medical Association's call for a ban on broadcast ads for over-the-counter (OTC) medications curious?

I'm probably overstating this on the simplicity, but I think it's a simple case of OTC ads taking up the place of daily fantasy sports sites on NFL ads.

You remember those, right? They were only on every 90 seconds for the better part of two months, so much so that public irritation with the businesses probably accelerated the legal action brought against them in many states. (Well, that and the fact that the sites are clearly gambling, and corrupt, and only were made legal through a lobbying loophole. But I digress.)

Ads on NFL games are many things. Wildly expensive. Shown to tens of millions of viewers. Not skippable, because interest in the game is real time only, for the most part. 30 to 60 seconds long, an eternity in an attention deficit age. The last bankable mass audience. And incredibly memorable, because they are just about the only ads that anyone sees and remembers now.

There's pros and cons of OTC ads. Some studies have shown that patients are better at sticking to a program when they are more bought in, and that the ads do that. Others believe that this is a consumer segment in dire need of legislation and change, with political figures making the industry a target. The ads themselves can seem off-putting, especially when you get into the side effects. And as we've already established, the ads are being viewed.

That's the nature of spotlights; everything is revealed, and there's nowhere to hide. I wouldn't be at all surprised if, like DFS before it, OTC pharma is making the right move in the short term, and the wrong for the long.

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